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LOOK AT THESE CHUNKY MONKEYS!!!! 🐶🐶 #babydolls #sweetbabies #puppy #puppies #husky #dying #socute #cutenessoverload #omg

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

Posted: May 12 「69,013 notes」

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster)

Posted: May 12 「505,874 notes」
junglelad:

forestferncreations:

dichotomization:

There have been over 90 recorded cases of amphibians being found alive but fully encased in coal pockets or stone geodes. Of these cases, 40 involved frogs or toads. After a few minutes exposed to air it comes-to-life In most cases the animal dies with 24-72 hours but there are some references that when these poor creatures were quickly allowed into fresh pond water they seem to have survived indefinitely.

WOW WHAT

Necromancer a couple millenia ago was just like.
" you know what’d freak some miners out?"

kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

(Source: shigure-hime)

Posted: May 12 「590,418 notes」